"I am FBI"

"I am FBI" You say calmly.

The three soldiers look confused at you.
"Da fuck? What is FBI?" One of them asks.

"I am Female Body Inspector. The witch asked me to check out if the Amazons are of decent quality. To see if all of their holes are suitable to be penetrated. If they do not have liqueurs or something. You know.... stuff like that...."

The soldiers look at each other like dumb kids who try to solve a mathematical problem. After a while the biggest of them looks suspiciously at you.
"I have never seen you before here. How the hell do we know you speak the truth?"