"I Hear The Statue's Being Delivered ?"

The motion sensor in Debbi's place sent an alert to Lawrence's laptop, informing him that there would be action to view on the webcams. He watched as the laughing and giggling pair of Debbi and Lesley tumbled into the room, still high on adrenaline after their close brush with the law ! Lawrence gave them time to undress and get into bed before having some fun by interrupting them with a phone call.

"Hi sweet pea. How did it go with the mighty Z ? Are you back home yet ?"

"Oh, hi Lawrence. Just got back in. It was farcical but a hoot. We almost got arrested !"

"Who's we ?"

"Oh, er, all those involved with Z. He took us outside and a crowd gathered."

"Why was that ?"

"I didn't have any clothes on !"

"Ah, yes, that would go some way towards explaining a crowd !"

"Well, I had a paper bag over my head but he took it off"

Lawrence laughed.

"Oooh, aah, no" Lesley's head had disappeared beneath the sheets.

"You OK ?"

"Ooooh, um, er, yes. Just getting myself comfortable."

Lawrence continued in a mischievous vein.

"I hear the Three Debbis statue's going to be delivered to the footballer next week ?"

"Is it ? Dunno. I'll ask Lesley."

"Oh, is she there with you ?"

"What ? Ooh, aah, um, er, no, no. What I meant was I'll give her a bell."

"Great. OK sweet pea, I'll let you get on with whatever it is you're doing."

"Ouch, ooh, er, right OK Lawrence. See you soon."

"You menace" Debbi admonished Lesley. "How am I supposed to carry on a conversation with you doing that ?" Lesley was unrepentant and made a kissy face at Debbi. "Have you got round to shagging him yet ?" she asked. "What ? Er, no" said Debbi, blushing. "Your face tells a different story" Lesley laughed. "Well...might have done...anyway" Debbi hastily changed the subject. "He says the statue's being delivered next week ?" she continued. "Yeah, they're casting it now in the foundry" Lesley confirmed. "Can I see it ?" Debbi wondered. "No, not there. But you can come along with me to the footballer's pad for the unveiling ?"

"Cool" said Debbi.