"I'm a horny stupid loser!"

“Everyone, look at me! I’m a horny stupid loser! Watch me play with my little pussy!”

Beth, nude, her Super Mario panties on her head, stands on stage before her whole Occult History class, stroking her clit with her right hand and pinching her own nipples with her left. BIG TITTY LOSER has been scrawled across her body, along with many other insulting comments, all solicited from random strangers in the Old Quad. She’s invited all her friends, and definitely all of her enemies, to come see her, and they’re sitting in the front row laughing hysterically as she continues to publicly diddle herself.

“I’m a dorky little **** slut with big titties! Being punished makes my pussy wet! Laugh at me! Take pictures! My name’s Beth, and Meg and Sitri own my naked ass and wet pussy! Who wants to spank my ass until I cry?”

Dozens of hands shoot up. Beth selects a girl she’s always hated, and a boy who she’s caught peeping at her breasts one too many times. The crowd gives them a round of applause as they head up to the stage.