"How's your sex life?"

"How's your sex life?" Natasha blurted awkwardly. It seemed like a good question for a girls' night. After all, didn't they often share dirty stories at these things?

Felicia buckled over, nearly in tears from laughter.

"What? What's so funny?" Natasha asked, baffled by Felicia's reaction.

"Did you.. did you just quote 'The Room'?!"

"I, uh, don't know what that is..." Natasha admitted, still confused.

"It's like the best bad movie ever made. It's just so weird, but so much fun to watch. I went to a theater screening once and I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard in my life," explained Felicia. "There's a scene in the movie where the main guy is talking with his best friend, and asks him, "how's your sex life?" out of nowhere."

"It's definitely a... fascinating watch," MJ added.

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!" Felicia yelled melodramatically.

"OK Cat, you're cut off," MJ teased. "The last thing I want to deal with tonight is you drunkenly re-enacting bad movies."

"Fine, I'll stop," Felicia jokingly pouted. "But only because Natasha asked us a question, and we should answer it; not because of your empty threats to take away my champagne."

"So, to answer your question, Nat, it's, uh... been a while for me," MJ said awkwardly.

"I'm surprised, MJ. I'd think you'd have guys brawling over you 24/7."

"It's not that I haven't had any interest, believe me. It's just that... I've never really felt it with any guy. To tell you the truth, the only guy I've ever really liked was Pete, and he was with Gwen the whole time I knew him, so I knew there was no way that was ever gonna happen."

"Really? Not even the occasional casual hook-up?" Natasha asked.

"I gave up on that a while ago," MJ explained. "I dated a few guys in college, but as I said, I wasn't really feeling it."

"I think I know what you mean," said Natasha. "I've used sex as a tool to get information from men in the past. It was an easy way to get what I needed, but I never really felt anything either. Besides, there's plenty of other ways to get men to talk, so I stopped long ago."

"Have either of you considered women?" Felicia asked, casually sipping her champagne.

The two redheads turned to look at Felicia, their eyes wide.

"You're messing with us again, aren't you?" MJ asked. It didn't sound like Felicia was teasing her...

"Nope. Totally serious this time. I was in the same boat as you two a while ago -- dating guys, but never really feeling it. Then, a couple of years ago, I went out to a club, and this ridiculously hot brunette starts dancing with me. She gets a little handsy with me, and I let her, because I'm having too much fun; next thing I know I'm going home with her -- and it was incredible! I've been into women pretty much since then."

"Felicia... I had no idea about any of this," MJ said, slightly shocked that she'd never mentioned this before.

"Well, nobody's ever really asked," Felicia explained. "And I haven't brought any girls home since you moved in because I wanted to be a good roommate."

"Awwwww, Cat, you're the best roommate! Bring home as many girls as you want," MJ smiled, hugging Felicia and playfully kissing Felicia on the cheek.

Felicia responded by kissing MJ on the lips. It was more than a friendly kiss, lingering for a few seconds. As she broke the kiss, Felicia wondered if she'd overstepped her boundaries, but MJ erased any doubts an instant later when she kissed Felicia deeply.

The two women began to eagerly make out with one another, their excitement building as their inhibitions lowered. As they got more adventurous, though, they both remembered that they had a guest with them! They turned to see Natasha, her face as red as her hair, awkwardly trying to avert her eyes from the sexy scene in front of her, but unable to look away. And all three women weren't wearing much.

"S-should I go...?"