"He's jerking off to comic women!"

"He's jerking off to comic women! In particular, he seems to be extremely fond of the Marvel universe..." Sally brought out between tears.

"Oh, you mean Black Widow? Well, I can't blame him for that! How is his stance on Wonder Woman though?"

Just then, Sally realized what her Dad was getting at. "Dad, you can't be serious..."

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Half an hour later, Sally stared in disbelief at the computer screen in front of her.