"Have you seen my dildo?" (a)

"Uhhh... umm." It's my turn to stumble over my words. "Your dildo?" I can't help but notice that her nipples are visibly hard under her tank top.

Penny blushes even brighter red. "Yeah, it's a pink and big, like ... like you, and it's got a suction cup on the end." It's my turn to blush.

I look around and do see something big and pink mixed in with all the soaps and shampoos. I reach over and grab it, as I do I notice something scrawled on the side in marker. "Is this it?"

Penny's face lights up. "There he is!" She reaches out at grabs the dildo from me. As she holds the big rubber dildo in her hand her eyes bounce between the pink phallus and my bouncing manhood. This reminds me that I'm still standing here naked in front of my daughter.

I should shoo her out of the room...