"Has She Been Naughty Officer ?"

Debbi realised that it wasn't really an option to put her foot to the floor and indulge in a high speed chase with the cops through the twisting country lanes. Reluctantly, she got out of the van. Her ears were assaulted by an immediate flurry of comments. 'Mummy, that lady's not wearing any clothes', 'Shush dear', 'It's the same one as earlier', 'There were two of them then', 'Yeah, that's right. Mother and daughter', 'She spanked her', 'I remember, ha, ha, ha !' Don't these people ever go home, Debbi thought ?

"OK Miss" began the police officer once she was outside the van. "I want you to go to the white line in the centre of the road, we'll make sure there's no traffic. Then I want you to walk in a straight line along it with your hands on your head." Debbi wanted to argue but instead did as she was told. The two officers followed her and watched her ass to make sure that she was not swerving about in a way that might indicate some degree of inebriation. The small crowd looked on in amusement from the side. "OK miss. Stop and turn and walk back to us in a straight line."

It was harder than Debbi thought. Her nervousness was transferring to her legs and she was **** not to wander off course. The two police officers admired the full frontal view that was presented on the return journey ! "That seems fine miss. I need you now to blow into this tube." Debbi began to blow steadily into the breathalyser, trying to shut out the few derisive catcalls from the side. It was at this time that Carol burst anxiously out of the pub, the grinning group of girls headed by Aditty staying in the doorway.

"Er, can we help you at all officer ?" Carol enquired politely. More calls from the crowd. 'It's the mother', 'Blimey, she's wearing clothes !' The police officers regarded Carol. "Is this your daughter madam ?" Carol fought down the urge to be indignant and just avoided answering the question directly. Instead she asked "Has she been naughty officer ?" There was another call from the crowd. 'She spanked her last time !'

"Your daughter was illegally parked in a restricted zone" the policeman explained. "Oh dear, children of today. I'm sure she's very sorry" Carol apologised. "You are sorry aren't you Debbi ?" Debbi glared at her assistant. " I am. I told the officers already that I would move the van."

"Which is why we needed to establish that your daughter is in a fit state to drive and not intoxicated" explained the second officer, inspecting the results of the breath test. "That all seems to be in order" he announced, to the relief of Debbi and the disappointment of the crowd. "Now madam" he said, turning to Carol. "There just remains the question of why your daughter is not wearing any clothes ?"

"Ah, that, yes. Is that a problem officer ?" responded Carol. "Well, it's unusual" the officer considered. 'We don't mind' came a call from the crowd. 'She can stay permanently naked for all we care' called another. The two officers were left in a similar quandary to their colleagues that afternoon. It seemed that some offence must be being committed but they weren't quite sure what it was and it would be more bother than it was worth to arrest Debbi and take her in to the station.

"I think the best solution would just be for you to leave" they decided. "Of course officer, we are very sorry to have been a bother officer" said Carol. "Girls" she called to the girls by the pub doorway. "We have to be going." The girls did not make too much of a fuss, the pub had been pretty dead with no hunky boys to chat to. And they'd purchased a couple of bottles of wine to take back.

Debbi was first to jump into the cab of the van, to gain at least a little protection from public view !