"HELLO SIR,

Can you help me clean my cunt, I've tried dildos, sex toys...even spraying water in it but it still itches, only a mans thick long penis can reach deep in my snatch, his cum stops the itching, what's your name"?

"Rob...Big Rob to the ladies" getting undressed, "hi Rob I'm..." "Emma Watson I know I'm a big Hermione Granger nerd", "you are big...and long". "Sixteen inches when fully erect and hard, I'm in the Guiness Book of World Records for the longest and thickest penis in the world"