"Guard, she's not taking it seriously. What should I do with her?"

You hop off your barrel and step towards the guard, squeeling and clutching her naked body on the ground. She tries to shuffle away at your approach but that's hard to do while trying to keep all your naughty bits covered, and you have her cornered in a few steps.

"Oi, guardlady. My companion isn't taking this seriously so I'm giving you the chance instead. Long story short I've got magic stripping powers, as you've noticed, so what should I do to my companion with them. Also, nice tits."

The guard looks up with confusion and quickly starts thinking and stammering.

Evellyn gets up from her perch. "Not again you bastard, I finally got out of something with clothes on! Don't listen to him!"

You stare intently at the woman: "Tik tok guardlady, what's your suggestion?"