"Give me a blowjob!"

"A... a blow job ?!" you say with a slight disgust in your voice

"Well..." your son says, "That's something that Jessica doesn't want to try with me so..."

"But I'm your dad ! It's... disgusting ! And I'm not gay !" you say angrily.

Your son puts on a sly smile and says "Well, i don't know if Claire would be happy to know that you zapped her best friend and are wearing her right now. You wouldn't want her to be so sad. So, what do you say dad ?"

(Author: Shinrai)