"Donkey-Punch" Darryl

At the other corner you see a true beast of a man, as tall as you, a good deal heavier, hairy, smelling like he hasn't bathed in a month, wearing a pair of ripped up jeans and a trucker's cap. You've heard of this one, "Donkey-Punch" Darryl. The violently sexual and sexually violent redneck giant. The man is a monster and never lets up the ****, even during the victory fuck (hence his name.) You're smart enough to know that this is going to be a tough match, but you savor the adrenaline, knowing that it could give you the edge when you need it.

Donk's nostrils flare as he looks at you and draws a nasty tongue over his yellow teeth. You're gonna have to do some serious damage to this asshole...or it'll be your asshole and various other orifices which will feel the wrath of the redneck giant.

As the bell sounds...