"Dirty" Sanchez

As you step into the arena with your music blasting out behind you, your opponent becomes clear to you, the little masked bantam-weight with the ridiculous mustache and the underhanded tactics. Your resolve to win firms as you see "Dirty" Sanchez prancing about inside the ring, taunting the audience in a mixture of English and Spanish, performing rude gestures and generally being what he is.

As you step into the ring, he grins evilly at you.

"Ah goody," he says, "a big woman to play with this evening. Maybe if you give up immediately, I will consent to satisfy you, too. Otherwise, I humiliate you and leave you crying for more."

You snarl at him, and shout in your made-up language which nobody understands, although the gesture you make at the end makes your meaning clear. This little punk has hurt several of your friends and now it's time for payback. You've got plans to ground this high flier and take your time making him suffer.