"Dignity! Will they find it?"

“Off on another adventure today, are we, ladies?”

“SIMON! STOP FOLLOWING US!”

“And here we see our five courageous heroines,” says Simon, a few moments later, strolling through the street after the nude sorority girls. His friend Phuong is holding the camera, getting every inch of the trembling, red-faced girls as they shuffle through the busy streets of Waxford, nude and glistening with massage oil, covering their bodies, powerless to shield their bare bottoms from the gossiping tourists and the ogling lenses.

“Off on another one of their brave treks across town, in their endless quest for the most elusive prize of all. Dignity! Will they find it? Or are our noble champions doomed to wander endlessly across the land, always seeking, never finding? Let’s find out!”