"Buffy" and Faith have a disagreement

Faith was still recovering from the last of several multiple orgasms when she heard the next song start. It was an old Cure tune called "Why Can't I Be You?"

"Again," she said to herself, "you gotta be kidding me."

"Wanna another 'dance'?" asked B.

Faith started to nod but then she looked across the room and saw Amy Madison start to get up from her table. It looked like Amy was getting ready to leave the club.

"No, thanks," said Faith as she put her underwear back in place and zipped up her jeans. "I'm good."

"Okay," said B. "That will be fifty dollars."

"Fifty dollars?"

"Twenty for the dance, thirty for the other stuff."

Faith took a twenty out of her back pocket. "This is the only money I have on me right now and I don't have a ATM card. I guess I'll just have to owe you."

"Oh, no, you don't," said B. "You're not stiffing me after all that effort. You honestly think I work for free?"

"No," said Faith. "But it's not like you asked for the money up front like most dancers I've known. Besides, I've already given you everything I have. What more do you want, blood?"

"I'll show you what I want," said B.

At this point, she started shouting "Security! Security!"

"Jesus, B," said Faith. "Stop making a spectacle of yourself!"

"I told you before the name is Anne, not B. Security!"

Faith looked around at Amy but she appeared to have left the club already. Instead the guy who had stood by Amy's table earlier was walking toward Faith's table with an intense look on his face.

She sensed something else too -- something that made her reach for her stake. But before she could pull it out of her pocket, B grabbed her arm and started yelling something about making a citizen's arrest.

"What's going on here?" said Amy's friend as he drew closer to Faith's table. "What are you doing to that naked girl?"

"What am I doing?!" asked Faith. "Who the hell are you?"

"I'm Ben Wilkinson," said the guy. "I'm here to --"

Ben immediately shut up and collapsed to the floor, due to a quick punch to the face. Faith looked over at the person who had punched him and saw a white-haired vampire wearing a short punk haircut and a black leather jacket. As she looked in that direction. the vampire just smiled. "You must be Faith, the new Slayer in town," he said. "Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Spike. I am the type of vampire who kills Slayers and you're all set to become number three."