"Buffy" "talks" some more to Warren

Buffy's performance was so popular with the audience that the club manager hired her as soon as she got off the stage. She just smiled as she filled out the necessary paperwork, signing it with a false name, and then smiled again when she went into the dressing room to change into her regular clothes.

When she left the dressing room, she passed by Warren and his friends.

"I wanna talk to you, Buffy," said Warren.

"You still want that lap dance, I see," said Buffy. "Perhaps when hell freezes over. Right now I'm tired. And anyway, you're creeping me out."

Warren grabbed her arm. "I wanna talk to you now."

"Ouch," said Buffy. "You're hurting my arm. If you grab me like that again, I'm gonna to break your arm."

"Oooo, tough girl," said Warren. "But there's obviously something wrong with you. I don't know what it is but you're not acting normal."

"Oooo, I'm not acting normal?" said Buffy derisively. "Do you really think it's 'normal' for you to go around acting the way you do? No wonder you have trouble getting a girlfriend, Warren. And by the way, you really should stop calling me Buffy if you expect me to listen to you."

"Okay," said Warren. "Have it your way, 'April'. Riddle me this: how do you know so much about me if you're not Buffy?"

"Hey, word gets around," said Buffy. "Girls talk to each other, don't you know?"

"Oh, really?" said Warren. "In that case, we need to talk."

"All right already," said Buffy. "You don't have to put a gun to my head. We'll talk. So let's go talk in that corner over there. The one furtherest from the stage."

Warren followed her to the corner in question and sat down at the small table located there.

No sooner had they gotten there than Warren fished a pair of handcuffs out of his coat pocket and handcuffed Buffy to a chair.

"Hey!" cried Buffy.

"Be right back," said Warren and then he scurried off to the DJ booth where he handed the DJ a wad of bills and then whispered in his ear. As she walked back to Buffy, the first notes of an old Nine Inch Nails song started playing.

"You gotta be kidding me," said Buffy as Warren started to move in time with the music. "Warren, this is not what I meant by 'talk'."

"Sure it isn't," said Warren as he started to unbutton her blouse. "That's what they all say."