"Bimbo WAG Strips Off In Pub !"

"It wasn't a pub, it was a pole dancing club" said Debbi petulantly, as Harry studied the latest tabloid headline.

BIMBO WAG STRIPS OFF IN PUB !

It continued;

'Scandalous girl about town Bimbo WAG was spotted in a pub in Leeds stripping down to her bra and tights and putting on a pole dancing show for drinkers. The brunette floozy, who had evidently forgotten to wear any knickers under her flesh coloured tights, thought that the donning of a blonde wig would be enough to preserve her anonymity but eagle eyed fans were not fooled ! Rumour has it that Bims, as she is affectionately known, is trying out for the part of a stripper in the popular soap Down On The Farm and this outing may have been part of her preparations. Coming soon to a screen near you !'

"Is it Bad ?" Debbi asked nervously. Harry chuckled. "Old Reg was a bit shocked when the paper contacted him but they intended to put out some advance publicity about your appearance anyway. This kind of just jumped the gun a bit. You certainly keep me on my toes though" he said, laughing again. "Sorry" replied the chastened Debbi. "We thought nobody would recognise me in a blonde wig" she added. "It seems that pretty face of yours is a bit more well known than you think" answered Harry. "Plus, your friend let slip the name of Debbi and that's being used in some quarters now instead of BW !"

"I guess" Debbi admitted. "And what happened to your knickers ?" Harry wondered, studying the the photo the paper had printed which was, of necessity, only showing a rear view. "I really did forget" Debbi excused herself. "Sally arrived early to pick me up at the hotel and I rushed out. We both got a shock when she took my skirt off onstage !"