"Big Puckered Lips"

As the words come out of your mouth, the wand throws a trail of bluish sparkles at Blake's mouth. Blake looks like he was about to say something, but before he could open his mouth, the wand puffed up his lips, inflating to look like fake wax lips. His mouth then puckered in on itself, giving a really tight kissy face. It looks very much like Blake has exaggerated female lips. You didn't expect them to end up as such, just thinking that maybe they'd be just puffier versions of Blakes' own lips. You check the tag in confusion, and look at the back. Stamped there in red is written "Discount; Faulty Wand. Only works for perverted transformations."

"Huh..." You say nonchalantly. Blake in front of you is groaning angrily with pursed lips, making flailing motions to show that he's angry at you. "Hey, what are you two doing?" Sandy exclaims. You see that she has turned around and is waving her butt at the shelves so that she can lift her head to look at you two. Sandy glances at Blake, and starts laughing, "Hahahaha, That look suits you, Blake!" Blake angrily scowls at both of us, and stomps his foot in rage. You make a remark, "That's what you get for messing with people, Blake; Don't deal it out if you can't take it!"

Sandy looks over to you, looking ridiculous and asks, "What'd you do, anyway?" You decide to tell her what's going on, with the whole subconscious actions that Blake was telling you guys to do, and her face is steaming. You told her about her current predicament and Sandy bolted up, trying to fix herself up, still slightly sniggering. Blake the whole time was gesturing to you to tell you to stop, but you ignored him. "Blake! You jerk!" Sandy shouted at him, and lunged at him, knocking his body to the ground as she was smacking his head in anger, while Blake looks surprised as he guards his face. You look on in confusion; Sure it's embarrassing, but surely she knows Blake was just playing around.

Before you can contemplate further, you see something on the floor by them. It's the hypno specs! They must've fallen out of Blake's pocket as he tumbled on his back. You make the most of the situation by snatching them up, and making your way around a shelf corner, so that you can look the specs over without being seen. You see it also having a tag on the tip of one of its hinged legs. You decide to read it, trying to figure out how it works...