"Are you Crazy?!"

"Are you crazy?!" She squealed, pushing me away as I went in for a hug. "Don't touch me! You set me up you prick!"

She leaned back and began kicking at me with her bare feet once again. I couldn't help but laugh. She'd never be a physical threat to me, but her drunken flailings now were comically impotent. This obviously just infuriated her more.

"You took my clothes to the laundromat, and you wasted all our money on pizza!" She squealed, her face neon with embarrassment and rage.

"I was just trying to help!" I said, unable to keep from laughing. She was so outraged, but so helpless! It was just so cute!