"Actually, just take the bill as a tip."

I don't think seeing a calculator is going to help anything, plus, I came here to support a local business anyway. I hold the bill out to him and he reluctantly takes it, the absence of a ring on his finger is what really interests me, though- Who isn't sapphic and wouldn't want a handsome, hard-working man in their life? I'll assume he has shy tendencies and is a people-pleaser...