"A screwball porn movie"

"I'm sorry, a what?" Chris asks.

"It's a...movie where the characters get into...situations," Tammy says.

"What kind of 'situations' are we talking about?" Candy asks in fear.

"Uh...impossible ones," Tammy says. "That could never happen...Even if a guy wants them to."

"Oh. My. FUCKING. God!" Dana screams. "You got us transported into a porn together?! I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

Tammy hides behind Denise, who barely manages to block Tammy from her. "Hey, hey, hey! Not the time, Dana! We need her to get out of here!"

"She's right," you agree. "Maybe she can figure out how to get us out."

"Oh, of course Sam defends the dork," Dana growls.

Rebecca steps forward to take charge. "Everyone, just stop! We need to get our bearings together and find a way home! No fighting until that's done!"

Candy makes a mock salute. "Yes, head cheerleader, ma'am."

Chris points to the door. "How about we head back inside. Maybe we can find some kind of hint, or see where we are."

"Or if anyone else was dragged in with us," Zoe says. "Maybe that flash picked all of our classmates with us!"

"Take it easy, there," Candy says. "I highly doubt every girl in our senior year is going to be here too."

You follow Chris inside the school, hoping that if nothing else, you can figure out the plot of the movie you're in.