"...you are a bigger slut than me?"

"Oh, come on" you answer "we both know that I'm not even close. You could take two dicks in your ass, three in your pussy, two in your mouth, and four in your hands, maybe even more!"

"Oh, yeah, call me Lisa the sexctopus" she laughs.

Even for her standards it was a really bad joke, so you look at her saying nothing.

"Oh come on" she says "it was a good joke. But maybe you didn't understand. So you said that..."

"I understood! It just wasn't funny."

"Hmpf" she pretends to be offended "you just don't have a sense of humor. But it's kinda prove your point, because you can't be a slut if you don't get funny jokes like this. So, point for you."

You just smile and shake your head. Then both of your communicators beep.