"...compare your breasts!"

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH!" Sakura exclaimed, absolutely furious and humiliated. Her hands were shaking at her sides as she tried to move, but without success. "WHEN DOES THIS MIST WEAR OFF?!" Sakura demanded, fuming. She was fine with Sasuke looking at her, he was her husband after all, though she was beyond pissed at him for doing this to her in such a public spot. Hinata had seen her naked before, at the baths, so she wasn't a big deal, though with Hinata being so shy, she never took off her towel at the baths, so this was the first time Sakura had seen anything Hinata had to offer. Naruto, however, was a different story. She never wanted him to see so much of her, and now she could see him alternating between ogling her bare and unimpressive chest to her womanhood, and then leaning back unsubtly to glance at her nude ass, and she was powerless to stop him. Her arms shook as she tried with all her strength to bring them in front of her pussy at least, but they didn't move any more than an inch before snapping back.

Luckily, he looked away as Hinata coughed and choked and he went to slap her on the back. Her eyes were teary as she gasped for air again. She went from red to crimson when she noticed everyone was looking at her.

"Don't feel embarrassed Hinata, Sakura might be a good friend, but there's no way she can measure up to you!" Naruto said while putting his hand in the back of his head while smiling and closing his eyes. They shot open and Naruto looked excited, "I know! We can compare their tits!"

Hinata shook her head. "No! Please can we just get dressed and go home?!"

"Now, now, Honey. That won't be any fun. I know you're not a competitive person, so try to win for my sake. I want to prove to you and Sasuke that you're the best woman in the world."

Sasuke pondered Naruto's idea for a moment and nodded his approval, but looked directly at Hinata's boobs. She somehow blushed horribly and tired to cover her previously private nipples, but she was compelled to keep then on display. "Alright, but as long as we don't only count size."

Naruto agreed and Hinata glared at him through watery eyes, the want to cover her large 'tits' in front of Sasuke and Sakura was overwhelming, but she couldn't. Painfully aware of this and blushing profusely, Hinata tried to focus on eating her ramen, but what Sasuke said stuck out in her mind. We wish to compare you both in your nude forms in order to decide who makes a better partner in our efforts to rebuild our clans.

"W-what did you mean by what you said, Sasuke?" Hinata asked, not really wanting to attract more attention to herself. Sakura piped up at this and Hinata went back to her bowl.

"Yeah, what did you mean by that?!" She seemed to have calmed down a bit. She wasn't screaming anymore, anyways, but she looked livid. Likely because Sasuke just blatantly looked at another woman's boobs in front of her, and then basically called Sakura's small.

Sasuke smiled coyly, but Naruto was the one who answered. "It's nothing too serious. Just a friendly competition between two old friends."

Both Sakura and Hinata opened their mouths, but before they could protest, a knock rapped on the door. Both the nude wives froze.

"Sakura, why don't you eat as well." Sasuke suggested as he moved for the door, motioning to the forgotten ramen bowl on the desk.

Sakura was thankful for this order as she moved from the center of the room and the center of attention and sat down in the chair opposite Hinata and compelled to grab it and began to eat. Naruto took this cue and sat down with his as well.

The two women watched as Sasuke creeped the door open and peeked his head through, hoping he didn't open the door and expose them, or let whoever was out there inside the office. Sasuke talked quietly and after far too long, he closed the door. Hinata and Sakura breathed in relief.

"Naruto, believe it or not, Hinata made quite a stir when she walked down the road." Sasuke reported. He turned to look at Hinata and they made eye contact "People have complained about the lack of decency. Said their kids saw things they shouldn't have."

"Eeep!" Hinata thought she might explode with how much heat her face was generating. People complained? Did they recognize her? Of course they did, she was married to the most famous ninja in the world, who wouldn't know her?! Now they all knew what she looked like without any clothes on! As if he could read her thoughts, Naruto laughed.

"Wow, I'm not surprised people complained about you, Hinata. I told you they'd be jealous of your rocking bod." He said as he slapped her ass and tried to encourage her, but she only shook her head and stared down in disbelief. She'd never be able to show her face again. Regardless, Naruto continued.

"Now, I think we should get on with this contest!" He said enthusiastically, grabbing a notebook off his desk and flipping to a blank page. He folded the page in two and marked a side for each of the girls.

Sasuke nodded. "I think the winner should get to wear Sakura's clothes on the way home."

Hinata looked up hopefully at this, there was a chance that she might not need to go home exposed. While Sakura looked like she was just slapped. "W-wait! I thought I was going to be dressed anyways?!" Sakura yelped. "You mean if I lose this stupid contest, I'll have to walk home naked?!"

Hinata looked at her friend in horror, while Naruto shrugged. "I'd offer up Hinata's clothes, but we left them at home."

Sakura looked at him fiercely. How was he being so casual about this?! She was naked for crying out loud! This wasn't normal. How far would this stupid contest go? The only thing she knew for sure was that she now had motivation to win it, even if that meant stranding poor Hinata to walk home au naturel.

"Alrighty, then girls. Come up here please." Naruto asked. Both the wives stood up and strutted over, their arms pinned helplessly to their sides. "I think we should decide this think by judging size, shape, bounciness, and how sexy your nipples are."

Sakura glared at Naruto for his vulgarness while Hinata refused to meet anybody's eyes.

"I think we should also consider how firm they are" Sasuke chimed in. "and yet how soft they are well."

Naruto nodded. "Good idea."

"What do you mean, how 'sexy' our nipples are?" Sakura asked, hating the words that just came out of her mouth.

"It just means how much Sasuke and I get turned on by looking at them." He answered offhandedly. "Obviously Hinata wins hand down in the size department?" Naruto said pridefully as he leaned over and gave Hinata a quick kiss. She smiled for seemingly the first time today at this. He looked at the other two, inviting any arguments, but when none came he marked a point for Hinata in his notebook.

"I believe Sakura's has a better shape over all, no offense Hinata." Sasuke said kindly. Sakura beamed at him. "Hers is much more circular, which is a priority for me. While Hinata's, due to her enhanced size, are much more like ovals."

Hinata's smile vanished and was replaced with mortification. She knew it was coming, but it was still a slap in the face to Hinata to have her naked boobs judged and talked about by another man so casually.

"I don't know about that, Sasuke. I'm personally a big fan of Hinata's tit's shape. I think she's sexy!" Naruto chimed in, this time Hinata beamed at him. Maybe this wasn't so bad after all.

"A tie then?"

"Not yet. What do you think girls? Please be honest."

Sakura, compelled to answer honestly, spoke up. "I've always wanted to have, as Sasuke put it, more oval-like boobs because that would mean mine would be bigger, so I would prefer Hinata's."

Sakura clamped her hands to her mouth in horror at what she just admitted before she was **** to lower them again.

"I've never really thought about wanting anything other than what I have, so I guess mine as well." Hinata said, blushing.

"That's three to one, Sasuke. Hinata wins again." Naruto smiled and marked another point for his wife. "Now Bounciness is an easy one. Would you girls please stand in the middle here and just jump? With your arms at the sides please so your boobs can move freely."

The nude wives saw this coming, but they still hated how exposed they were as they stood on display and began to jump. They showed how jiggly their chests were as their tits, particularly Hinata's, flew all over until Naruto said to stop. Her face was burning.

Both Naruto and Sasuke unanimously agreed that Hinata's boobs were much bouncier than Sakura's. Naruto looked at Hinata with pride and turned to Sakura with a malicious smile. "Sakura, you've got to start selling yourself, if Hinata wins any more, you'll be cold when you walk home tonight."

"Yeah, I know you idiot! Have some class when talking to a lady!" Sakura said, but she was worried. He was right. She couldn't afford to lose any more.

As if sensing his wife's fear, Sasuke spoke up again. "Now, the matter of how 'sexy' their nipples are. How are we going to judge that?"

Naruto's face fell. He was stumped on this one. "That's a good point."

"I think Sakura's are the best." Sasuke said loyally.

Naruto shook his head. "No way. Hinata's are way better! I mean, look at them!"

To everyone's surprise, including her own, Sakura proposed an idea. "If we have to tell the truth, why not have Hinata and I say who we think is better? That way this whole thing can get over and done with."

"That's a great idea." Sasuke praised her. "Now, Hinata and Sakura. Who out of the two of you has more attractive nipples? Be honest please."

The two wives eyed each other's nude chests as critically as they could.