Celebrity Cruise

They come to us for so many reasons.

Some have monetary debts they can't pay, or can't pay them publicly. Some have past crimes to be smoothed over and erased. Some have secret shames they wish would vanish, and hell, sometimes we create a record of those shames so that they have to come to us to make them vanish.

We expect one thing from all of them: submission.

Welcome to Starliner Cruises, where for the right price, the rich and famous can be made to do anything for you. Got a pop-star you've had your eye on? An actress' nude scene make you want to get up close and personal? Is there a media personality you just plain want to hatefuck until they can't stand up?

We, good customers, are here for you.

Chances are good that whichever public figure you have in mind, eventually they'll misbehave in just the right way, and Starliner will be there to make sure all the relevant people forget that... for a price. Outfitted with our specialized tracking and punishment collars, our indebted famous faces will be obligated to wander our tailor-made cruise ship, serving fine patrons like yourself in whatever way you desire. Whether it's in your private cabin or out in the sun on the main deck, they'll always be ready to make you happy.

Or else.

They all have their stories, so be sure to ask them what it was they did to be a Starliner sometime; we're sure it'll be an eye-opening tale for you to enjoy. And hey, don't forget to check out one of our many adults only shows, put on by our slaves for your entertainment. Remember, there's no paparazzi out on open water... nobody will see what you do to them.

So enjoy your time aboard Starliner Cruises, where the stars line our decks, and for once, you're in charge of them.