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Fan Fiction — Erotic parody of stars
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Harry’s Secret by Enfenthusiast
*Disclaimer: all characters are above 18.* Harry Potter, the boy who lived, the chosen one. These titles have made Harry’s life much better than it once was. He has friends, family and home now. But the one thing he doesn’t have is a girlfriend. There were definitely plenty of women who had been trying to date him in the past but Harry always looked the other way. No one could fully grasp why. They figured he may have been asexual. But the truth was that Harry was jerking off every night to Luna, Fleur, Ginny, Hermione, Cho and many other of his female classmates. The real reason he didn’t accept their advances was because of his micropenis. That’s right, Harry had an abnormally small penis. 2 1/2 inches hard and 1/2 an inch soft and only 2 inches of girth. He had spent many sleepless nights researching a cure from both the muggle and wizarding worlds and had turned up nothing. There was no cure in either world. He had sworn never to allow anyone to find out…..well anyone else that is. Yes, unfortunately there were two people that knew. One was his classmate and friend Cho Chang. She had walked in on him as he was getting out of the bath. Upon seeing it she had stifled a laugh before handing him a towel and leaving him to get dressed. Harry was initially scared that she’d tell someone but it’s been almost six months and nothing has come of it so he assumed she was trustworthy. The other person though…..was Rita Skeeter, the reporter. She had caught a photo of Harry as he was jerking off. Upon seeing the flash Harry had quickly covered up with his hands as Rita walked in. She sat on the bed beside him with a wicked smile on her face. “It would seem the boy who lived is just that, a boy. Such a pity.” Harry blushed. “Please Rita, don’t publish that photo! I’ll be ruined! I’ll do anything!” “Oh really? Move your hands boy.” Harry was as red as a tomato but he did as he was told. Rita took another picture. “You’ll be getting a letter regarding my conditions.” She then took off . Harry would later receive this letter and now he was sending her some of his parent’s money once a month to keep her from publishing his secret. But what if someone else was to find out? Would they tell everyone or keep the secret. Only time will tell.
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- 3 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 3rd Person, Male
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Security Breach: Chyoa Edition by JJtheChaoticBorito
A chose your own adventure book based on fnaf. There’s multiple endings, multiple ways to play, and multiple new things! Please enjoy! Fnaf belongs to Scott Cowthon and Steel Wool
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- 2 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 3rd Person, Both
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Hand Me Down Ed by Assassin161
During this episode of Ed, Edd, N Eddy, a superstitious boomerang alters the emotions and actions of every person it touches and brings out a repressed emotion that is polar opposite to the person it touches. Once released, all memory of such is forgotten and the character returns to his normal state. This time though, it will change more than just their actions, but a person's sex as well, if they are strong enough.
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- 4 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 3rd Person, Both