youdamnratbastard

Virgin

youdamnratbastard was last seen:: 3 days ago

Gender:: Male

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: play tons of video games

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: fantasy novels or comic books.

My favorite word for "penis" is: trouser snake

My favorite word for "vagina" is: quim

I write erotica because: i think there isn't enough out there. there never will be enough.

In conclusion, I am: a nerd who would rather read porn than watch it.