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Elephant: Ohhh nooo, decisions are the WORST... by joelrama

Chapter 2 in Pirates of the Carob Bean

Oops, you forgot to tip the Bar Wench! by vicious bar wenches demanding a shilling for their Soy Milk tip.

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Monkey: Well I say, old chap, better follow my instincts to the correct door! by joelrama

Chapter 2 in Pirates of the Carob Bean

You find a Pirate ship! Nugget, Elephant or Monkey are on the open seas on an enormous, old pirate ship with lots of masts, anchors, and typical pirate ship décor. Nugget, Elephant or Monkey are playing with swords, are all wearing eye patches and striped shirts having a blast...

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Nugget: So many choices…which one will it be! by joelrama

Chapter 2 in Pirates of the Carob Bean

Oops, you picked the door that teleports you to ?Lord Of The Rings?! You are kidnapped by Orlando Bloom in all his Elvin glory never to be seen again.

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Introduction by joelrama

Chapter 1 in Pirates of the Carob Bean

Nugget, Elephant and Monkey are in a Pirate Pub. Around them are the ?Pirate Paraphernalia? ? with the crowded bar featuring weary sailors, sketchy looking pirates and wenches. Nugget, Elephant and Monkey are sitting at the bar in a row holding Chocolate Soy Milk containers. A...

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