Weirdest and Dirtiest Sexual Experience of My Life

This is a recount of the weirdest and dirtiest sexual experience I have ever had (I might consider it as one of the hottest as well) which was just about five years ago. But I still think that it’s such a shameful act that I have never shared this story with any of my friends, girl friends or other sexual partners.

One of my coworker (let's call her Ank to keep her privacy intact) wanted to try meth for the first time so on the first day of our Eid holiday, we came to my place to do some meth which turned into us continuously taking meth for two days straight without any break. We didn’t eat or drink anything. Actually, we didn’t even go out of our room even for once.

We were in our third day of getting spun when I suggested to give her a shotgun. In case you don’t know, shotgun is when I take a drag, cover her mouth with my mouth and exhale in her mouth which she inhales. In this way we can put more meth in our body via secondary inhalation.

While giving her a shotgun, we started making out which led to us hooking up. Please note, that I was never attracted to her. In fact, I found her to be very VERY unattractive.

Here is a short description of her: She had short black hair (which were matted for some reason) with couple of bald spots, a large forehead and freckles all over her face and body. She is very thin, weighing around 45 Kg (99 lbs) with small (and I mean really SMALL) 32A breast and a dark complexion (not the sexy kind, more like dirty dark). She had blackish wide lips like a toad and small beady eyes. She had a flat ass, almost non existing cleavage (I can’t even put my finger in even if she squeezes them together) and a very unattractive navel.

Coming back to the story, on our third day, we started hooking up. After some time I went to the bathroom (FYI my bathroom light stopped working that night so I had to keep the door open) to pee when suddenly Ank barged in and started jerking me off WHILE I was peeing. I was shocked beyond anything and didn't know what to do. So somehow I finished peeing and jumped on the bathtub and started the shower. After taking a shower we got out while making out.

We then, had sex on my bed and started taking meth again. After some time I had to take a dump (my luck) so I told her it will take me some time as I was seriously constipated for taking so much meth and asked her not to come in. I also told her that I have to keep the door open because there is no light in my bathroom and not to repeat herself and come inside.

However, when I was sitting on the toilet, she barged in again and before I could say anything, she sat on my lap and started making out. Then one of the most shocking thing in my life happened. She put her hand on my ass and started to pull some shit that was stuck hanging halfway. I told her to stop coz it was really hurting but she didn't. Although she slowed down and it stopped hurting.

I was still trying to wrap my head around what's happening when she started shitting on my lap covering my dick, balls and thigh with her excrement.

At one time, she tried to put her hand (covered with my excrement) in my mouth but I strictly refused. So she kneeled down on the ground and started sucking my dick (which by the way was covered with her own excrement).

After a minute or two, she sat on my lap and tried to kiss me. This time I didn't refuse (which made me realize that I have problems with my own shit but I don't have any problems with her's). We kissed for a long time talking her shit in our mouths and mixing it with our saliva.

Then she made me stand up and turn around. (I was still trying to take a dump, some were still hanging halfway through due to me being heavily constipated) She spat on my ass, inserted two fingers and spread my asshole and slowly started to pull it out. Whenever it started to hurt, I told her and she stopped, spat some more saliva and started to pull again. Although it hurt a little and my mind was totally blank due to what was occurring to me, still I was co-operating with her because I actually needed to clear my super constipated bowel. After a couple of minutes she actually managed to break it off but before she could do anything I took it from her hand and threw it in the toilet.

Then I cupped my hand under her ass and asked her to release. She took a dump and released a pretty big log on my hand and I spread it in between her tits and tried to titty fuck her but I couldn't because she has really small tits.

She then did something even more shocking. She swiped her ass taking some of her own shit on her hand and put it in her mouth!! I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I also can’t believe what I did next.

I don’t know why, (most probably because I was spun out of my mind) but a sudden urge came over me, I grabbed her head and shoved my tongue in her mouth and started making out taking her shit from her mouth and mixing it on my tongue. Although, I was still in the middle of shitting, I got down on my knees, put her in doggy position, stuck my mouth to her asshole and told her to release, which she did happily.

I took the whole log in my mouth (this one wasn’t as big as the the last one) which was very mushy because she also pissed in my mouth, and spread it all over her back. Then I started fucking her in doggy style while kissing and licking her shit covered back.

She then, asked me to take the next log that came out of her asshole and put it in her mouth which I eagerly did. Then, spread it all over my chest and abdomen just like I did to her back and started fucking me.

Next, I lied down on the bathtub she took sat on top of me and took another dump on my groin. Then slowly pushed my shit covered dick in her shit covered ass and I started to fuck her anal.

I don't how long we fucked, kissed and licked each others shit covered bodies... Then we got out of the bathroom (I wanted to take a shower but she refused) and took some more drags of meth and started having sex on my bed totally spun.

The End