My Idle Harem!
Finally, a harem that grinds itself!
Chapter 1
by 
drek
Tired of the endless grind of building your dream harem?
All that flirting, all that talking, all that... human interaction. Ugh.
Well, suffer no more. Introducing: My Idle Harem(tm) - the revolutionary app that lets you manage your harem! It's so easy to make them fall in love with you with just a few clicks a day. That's right. Romance is now just a background task.
But don't let that limit you! Love really not your thing? Are you more about submission, kinks, or just building a walking, talking sex toy? Feel free to train your dream slampieces any way that fits your lifestyle!
• "I never knew seduction could be this low-effort!" - rikbo75, 105 days logged in.
• "Finally, love without the inconvenience of... love." - anonymous user, 55 days on record.
• "This app gave me the time I needed to truly focus on myself. Turns out all that I needed was a dedicated team of cock-worshippers to cure my depression!" - farquaadshrek420, 345 days on record.
Because let's face it: life's too short to waste on wooing, courting, or earning affection. With just a couple of clicks a day, you too can outsource romance like a true professional harem-lord.
Try it today. It's free.