why not

Jack walked over and stood behind the woman. With a wave of his hand, he made her bikini disappear, her ass expand, her hair form into pig tails, and a small table appear next to her with a tube of anal lube on it.

He put a jar next to the lube with a sign on it: Butt Fucks for Bow Wows! $20 Butt Fuck. All proceeds help shelter dogs!

Now any many who had a $20 bill would lube up, and butt-fuck the woman while holding on to her pig tails, and she would love every second as her anus was super-sensitive, and there was nothing more she loved than anal sex.

Jack too a seat on a stool, and an attractive waitress approached him. "Can I get you anything, sir?

"Tell me your name and age?"

"Sushita. I'm 21."

"Sushita, I know you fuck a lot of the married men here and the boyfriends of the rich, snobby girls. I think it's great you and the men keep it such a secret. You love cuck-queaning these bitches."

She blushed and nodded.

"I bet the men pay for your college."

"Yes, sir."

"Nice. I'll have a tall cold beer."

"Very good, sir." She wrote it down and left. As she walked off, she turned and smiled back at Jack. She turned her head back sharply to toss her hair and walked into the club.

Jack then saw two young hotties walk out of the changing room: A tall, fair-skinned redhead and a medium height tan blonde.

"Gotta keep livening this place up," he said to himself.