try to cover again

Lauren clutched her crotch. This was all she was concealing. Every other inch of her body was exposed, from her reduced to flatness tits to her warbling ass to her stomach rolls. Everyone laughed at laughs as she spun around, unable to find a way to face that didn't expose some vital and private part of herself to a laughing face or eager camera.

Then, realizing she was being a total fool, Lauren remember that the speedo she'd just slipped out of was still hanging there. She turned around and pulled it off the post. Her eyes widened incredulously. The waistband was stretched to comic absurdity from the hanging wedgie. It was now maybe three feet in circumference, far too wide to fit around her or anyone. Still, it was her only garment. So, despite the absurdity, Lauren stepped into it and pulled it around her waist.

Everyone laughed all the harder now. Lauren was wearing a speedo so stretched out the ass sagged down, exposing her entire ass from behind! She held it up, concealing her crotch (and incidentally putting the sock right over her crotch again), but it now covered nothing from behind, and would certainly fall if she didn't' constantly hold it up!