the wishes

Robert thought. He had seen and read his fair share of fantasy and sci-fi, and knew how easily spells could go wrong. "Aha! I wish that all of my wishes go exactly as I want."

"That is the most intelligent wish I've ever heard," said the Genie. "Granted."

Robert thought some more and thought of the movie The Invention of Lying. "I wish people believed whatever I said no matter what."

"Granted."

"And finally, I wish I had control over how long I could keep an erection and how much cum I can produce."

"That's technically two wishes," said the Genie, "but I like you after that first wish, so granted, both of them." The genie then disappeared.

Robert decided he needed to test his new powers. He headed back to his hotel. He saw a woman in the lobby with a suitcase. She was checking her watch.

He decided to use her to see if she would believe anything he said.