the office again

Your wife was lucky to have left early this morning, maybe she was just before a relatively big accident on the route had happened from your house to your office. This meant that you, and most people that needed to go downtown, all had to use the same alternative route to get into the city. And when your car was driving slow or not even at all, you turned off the radio and turned on some asmr. It wasn't really the same as when wearing a headphone, but when in traffic it was still relaxing.

"Here I am, " you think, "The climate is changing. Everyone is caught in traffic again. And I am worried I am going to be late for work."

When you finally arrive at the office there is some commotion. Many coworker, way more than normal are standing in the coffee corner and it seems like no one is working. You feel there is something going on, but you can't put your finger on it.

{if coworkerlove==1}Of course, you spot Britney from far away in the crowd. Christ, she's wearing this crazy tight yogapants and a flimsy white crop top shirt. You walk straight towards her. {else}Daniel is standing, next to Britney{endif}
"Hey guys, damn traffic this morning, what's up with all the fuzz?"
Britney looks at you, "you're serious? you don't know what happened?"
You are a little agitated. "What? I was stuck in traffic, what's going on?"
"Oh my god. You really don't know!" and as to build up extra tension she waited a second before she continued.