show off

"Dude, I'm telling you. I don't know how it happened, but I can put thoughts into people's minds and make them act on it," said Henry "Fry" Frierson.

"So you got shocked screwing around with an outlet, end up in the hospital, and now you have some sort of mind control powers?" asked Fry's friend Brad. "Prove it."

They were walking along the boardwalk towards a festival being set up in a park near the beach. Fry spotted a hot blonde near a run-down food truck. "See her?"

"Of course. How could I miss that?"

"Watch her nipples."

As Fry concentrated, the blonde started to rub her nipples. She looked around as if she was waiting for someone, and did not seem to even notice she was rubbing her nipples.

"Is this a joke?" Asked Brad.

"OK, tell me what you want to see her do and not realize it."

"Undo her jeans."

A moment later, the blonde had unbuttoned her jeans.

"Holy crap," said Brad.