not quite the normal way to great someone

You'd think having two cute little vixens ontop of you would be hot, right? But their entry from the ceiling, and landing right on my lower back had my mood as far from sexy as it has ever been. "Oooooh, what happened?" Blurry shapes and muffled talking greet me as I slowly regain consciousness. "Stpd....why...."

"She....shy...her fault!" I shook my head to try and clear the cobwebs, but as I TRIED to reach up and massage some of the throbbing away, my hand slid across the soft flesh of someone else. Said flesh suddenly froze in spot, and as my vision finally cleared, I saw the owner of the thigh I inadvertently copped a feel of. She looked to be about similar to Raven and Jinx in height, which meant she was bordering on 5ft 3in if she stood on her tip-toes.

My eyes locked with her solid ruby red orbs and her face took on the characteristics of a tomato. "Uh....hi?" I tried to sound friendly, but that proved to be a little rough as my voice was muffled by her crotch, which was about an inch from my lips. Noticing this, the poor thing started to shake with what I thought was fear.

Raven and Jinx seemed to have shelved their argument at the moment, but their attempts to help me up degraded into another fight. "I wanna help him up!" Jinx grabbed my shoulder trying to pull me away from Raven, which inturn caused Raven to growl before pulling me towards herself. "Bite me, I'm helping him up!" Before it slid into a bout of them pulling me while shouting "Me, Me!" Over and over again, I shook my arms out of their grasp.

"Enough already! Your scaring her!" Poor Wykkyd was hiding behind my sofa quivering in terror while seemingly trying to hid inside her cape.