more embarrassment

"Tell them you love romcoms all most as much as you like pedicures and unicorns."

You grit your teeth then you say "I love love romcoms all most as much as I like pedicures and unicorns."

The girls laugh at you. "What a freak."

"Whatever, queenie."

The girls walk off. You glare after them. I wish that once the movie starts, those three can't stop farting or leave their seats until the movie ends. "Have fun, bitches," you think.

"So is that all?!" you ask Eva.

"I guess so. I mean if you wanted me to stop, you could have wished it, but you did not."

"So can I get dressed and lose those shoes?"

"You can lose the shoes."

You wish your old shoes back on. "You know, walking around nude without anyone noticing is quite liberation. Wanna try it?"