me, of course

Since she has the app she is driving me crazy.

The day she received the app, she did not tell me anything. While I was sleeping she changed my flaccid dick specifications to -1 inch. When I wake up in the night to pee, I could not find my dick. I am on the small side of average and it can get quite small with the cold or exercise but never less that two inches.

While I was looking for my dick I realized that I had a 1 inch hole in my pubes and that my dick was inside so i started looking for it furiously. To make matters worse, I discovered that my wife recorded everything. So there is a frontal video of me with my pants down saying "I can't find my dick, it's inside me. It's so small". You can see it in pornohub, xvideox and other porn plattforms. The title is "·pathetic husband cannot find his tiny dick". The truth is that the video is a success. It's kind of flattering in a twisted way.

After that she eventually returned my dick to its original state and told me about the app. She threatened me to keep it as an innie if I don't do what she orders. I still love her but she is driving me crazy.

She always set my flaccid length to 0 when I go to the gym so i do not have anything to hide, according to her. At first the gym guys were puzzled and, as I did not want to tell them the truth" i just said that I suffer **** shrinkage after exercise. They bought it, but they are now calling me Shrinking John.

She also thought it would be very funny to use my dick as a closet rod so she increased my erect size to 30" (yes, that's possible in this fucking app) and the erection time to two hours. She used my dick as a closet rod while she was organizing the closet, so I stood for two hours while she was putting her clothes in clothes hangers in my dick. To be honest I am pissed off that she did not take a video of this. It would have been much more impressive than the other video.

Please can somebody help with this nightmare?