little dinner

Harley invited Mr. J to dinner at the funhouse. He started out with a kiss on his lips.

"How's the dinner?" She said

"Taste good...for a load of crap that is." Joker laughed

Harley gave him a dirty look behind his back. She knew Joker wouldn't just let her leave. She had to do something drastic.

"I am leaving you!" Harly said

"What!!!??"

"For a new man. Come out, pet."

Robin came out in a little speedoe that was two size too small. His big buldge was showing. He had a little jester had on. His feet was shuffling. He seem embarssed. He still had some of his will left.

"Ahh, doesn't he look cute." Harley said "My little boy, Jester!"

Joker took out his gas gun.

"Leaving me for a kid..that will only happen over my dead body or should I say your...cough cough..what did you do to me? You ate the same food as I did."

"Ohhh, it wasn't the food, pudding..it was the kiss. Little present from Ivy. When I told Ivy I was leaving you..she was happy to help!"

Joker fail ****. Ivy came out from hiding and dragged MR J.

"Don't kill him." Harley said

"Don't worry. With a little mind manipulation, he will be a nice happy docile ****." Ivy said

"Good. Come here pet" Harly said patting Robin head "Now, what to do with you?"