john doe

the man looks at me with some amusment as i say my name. irked at his high and mighty attitude i aske him for his name " my name sire is john lionhead and this vessel that you have somehow stowed away on is called the englishmans ****." john beams with pride at his ship. i sigh and look up towrds the mast and see a pirate flag and a british flag billowing in the air. " so what can we do with you hmm?"