it was ariel

what the fuck was that?

as I remembered to use my eyes I saw a crater, and in the middle was ariel?

shit. is he here to get his gem back? wait no, he's probably bound to protect me or something, so I'm probably fine

[a] owww that hurts. hey you uh... what's your name?

I, hmm I uh don't have one?

[a] really? why don't you use the name from your previous life?

cuz that would be boring, and I think a new one would be cool.

[a] alright, let's get you an new one, how about evinius?

nope that sounds too angel-ey

[a] okay, how about dranoki

I'm an abomination, not a dragon

[a] well fine! what name will work!?

I dunno I'm not like a name-ologist or something

[a] well then what should I call you?

how about boss?

[a] well then "boss" what are we doing now?

well, do you have a map?

[a] yeah but if I let you use it that's cheating

yeah fine, I'll play by the rules. unlike you.

[a] heyyy! I wasn't the god who gave the heroes all those cheats

I know, I know, it's getting dark so could you at least point us to the nearest cave

[a] fine it's north-east of here

good, now let's see, am I able to make pheromones?

*phsssh* *sssss* okay, I guess my body does it automatically. now, time to seduce an angel

alright let's go to the cave

*1 walk/eldritch crawl later* good, we're finally here, time to set up camp

[a] aww do I have to help?

no I'll set it up myself

I then use self control and my therionic genes to create a thick layer of soft fur on my skin and curl up in the back of the cave

[a] where am I supposed to sleep?

on top of me of course

[a] what!!? no! I don't want to sleep with a man!

oath: purify the light ability activated: detect lies

huh? what was tha-oh wait my oath. so this means he's lying, I should capitalize on it

I muster my most commanding voice and bellow:

I demand it!

[a] okay

huh, he didn't seem that unhappy about it

as ariel snuggles up in my fuzzy mass I feel something hard rub against me

does he have a boner? well I guess that makes sense what with the pheromones and all

I then wrapped him up with my fur and made a few needles with aphrodisiacs in them, and poked him in the thigh, and almost instantly he started moaning

wow, he must have been really pent up. I should help him

I then formed a tentacle with regular patterns bumps and snaked one of them up his shorts and began to tease his ass

[a] *ahn* p-please go deeper

I then moved my tentacle into his ass and began to rotate it so that the bumps would hit every part of his insides, a moment later I found his prostate.

[a] *anh* *anh* h-harder pl-please h-harder

might as well give the man what he wants

I begin to push in and out of his ass four inches at a time. in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, and he begins to move with my thrusts, and then he suddenly clenched around my tentacle and came all over his cute shorts, and almost instantly fell asleep, I then removed his soiled clothes, curled around him and went to sleep too