inner thoughts and conformations

(Inner thoughts view) "OH CRAP! OH CRAP!" (you pace back and forth) "this is NOT what i had in mind." (your libedo) "Shit man, just go for it! you got every mans dream before you!" (your conscience) "shut up you perv! we have to think of their feelings!" (your anger) "you two are such fucking PANSYS!" he slams his fist on the table. "FUCK them, why should we agree to this shit anyways?!" finally your logic looks up from his book. (logic) "their is a logical way to solve this." he stares at the wall. "Perhaps we can be the one to control the strings in this relationship"

(back to the real world) "Lancer... baby?" "Helloooo?" your three new girlfriends are stareing at you with concerned looks on their faces. "are you ok?" Jinx asks. you shake your head "Blubabluber!" "He-he" you scratch your head. "Sorry, i was lost in thought there." you shoot up straight. "ALL RIGHT!" the girls jump back with your outburst. "I agree to this whole three way relationship thing." the girls are all smiles with this. "BUT!!" "There have to be some ground rules layed down RIGHT now" "Ground rules?" argent asks quizicly. "Thats right, now NUMBER 1." I'm incharge GOT THAT!" they all nod in tandem. "Now every body line up against the wall." the girls are completely lost at this point. "NOW!!" (In tandem) "EEP!" the run up to the wall and stand rod straight. "Good girls, now for number two." you pace back and forth "I am all for the lovey dovey stuff, but no psyco-clingy. you will not die if you dont touch me for more than a day, got it?!" they all nod. you look at them for a second and you swear you see puppydog tails wagging behind them.

"Number 3, and this is the most important rule...NO FIGHTING!!" they cring at that last outburst. you soften a little " Now if you can agree to this...come here." you open your arms and simle warmly. they swarm you in a crushing bear hug that causes you to topple to the ground laughing "Mwah! Mwah! love you so much! Mwah!" jinx is smothering your face in kisses. Argent is openly weaping into your chest and Raven is quietly nuzzeling your neck. "Ok Ok!" "Your crushing me."

They sheepishly get off you and just about fallover each other to help you to your feat "Sorry about that." Raven mumbles quietly "Hey, its allright.. I kinda asked for that" you say grinning. You pat Raven on the top of the head and she shivers so violently you and the rest of the girls get worried. "Raven, are you allright?" Argent asks. "Yeah, i ...__me a little." "What did you do?" You ask. "I CAME ALLRIGHT!?" she pulls her hood down over her head totaly embaresed. Argent and Jinx fall over laughing. You bend over and look into her hood. she is blushing so much her once gray face is now tomato red. she is also crying and trying to avoid your gaze. "Dont let those other two knuckle heads get to you." you say softly with a smile. "Actually im quite honored that you like me that much." "really?" she says between sniffles. You lean closer and kiss the tip of her nose. "Yep."

"OK, now that that over with." You walk to the stove and look back at the girls. "How about some breakfast?" "And no offence to anyone of you, but I'll be cooking."