healthy tough talk

"Of course," you say with a playful smile, "You think a little pip-squeak like you could take me down for good? Heh yeah right." Oh god it's so corny, you think as you judge her reaction. She smiles, obviously seeing through the tough talk.

"Oh yeah? Do I need to walk over there and make you eat those words?" She threatens, trying really hard not to laugh. You **** a frown on your face, "I dunno, think you can get that fat ass off the couch?" Too far?

"That fat ass is gonna smother you till you're out cold bitch," she jumps to her feet and gets in your face, inches away from each other. You can feel her warm breath on your face, it's really hot.