getting ready for an interview

Kendall was in a "green room" having her make-up touched up. A voice from behind her said, "two minutes to airtime, Miss Jenner!"

You look in the mirror. Kendall is wearing a white suit over a black blouse showing just a hint of cleavage. She is wearing a brunette wig that is in a long ponytail. You look around and see a guy at the door with a clipboard. "If you'd just follow me?"

You get up. Hey, Kendall, I'm ba-ack!

Noooooo!

You follow the man to a studio. You're at the TMZ Studios. Charlie Neff is sitting in a red easy chair and gets up to greet you. She extends her hand. "So, nervous?"

"Why? You are the one who should be nervous. You're damn lucky I agreed to this." You don't take her hand and sit down.

Stop this! shouts Kendall in her head.

Charlie looks at you with a hint of disgust. She sits.

"Welcome to TMZ," Charlie says to the camera. "I'm here with Kendall Jenner who agreed to come on and explain the behavior that got her arrested recently. So Kendall, your publicist says you had taken some medicines that interacted badly and caused you to have hallucinations?"

"Hell no," you say, "I'm a fucking Jenner. My sisters and I like totally do whatever we want, whenever we want, wherever we want. I make no excuses."

"Wow, that's a pretty bold statement, tell me..."

"Shut up and listen! We are like so beautiful, rich, and famous. That's like all that counts. Hell, if we were born poor, my half-wit sister Kim would be a pole dancer, and my other half-wit sister Kylie would be like be lucky to be working at Hooters. Khloe would still be fat and working at a 7-11, and Kourtney would probably be the only one making something of herself, but like that's totally besides the point."

"Well, what is your point?" asked an annoyed Charlie.

"My point is that like people worship us despite our lack of talent and brains. We totally deserve to be worshiped too. We are hot, rich, and famous! That is like totally what matters! You think scientists, doctors, and like super smart people have as many followers as we do? Better to be rich and hot than ugly and smart. There are two types of people in this world; people who love us, and people who are jealous of us, and we totally don't care about the jealous ones!"

Stop! You're making a fool of me! screams Kendall mentally.