all dressed up with nowhere to go

I'm eating my sandwich thinking back to what the sales rep told me. specificly the whole 'prototype' thing. "I hope nothings wrong with her.." I whisper to myself. The girls are laughing about something while looking at me. "You two sure have a case of the giggles." "What's so funny?" I ask with a chuckle.

"Gnh...look in the mirror love!" Argent tells me while stifleing a laugh. I peer over at the Schlitz Beer mirror hanging on the wall. (Birthday present)
"I still..dont..GAH!!" I fall out of my chair as I see two rabbit ears sticking out from the top of my head. (HER MAGIC'S REAL!?) I pull myself from the floor and look at Z and Red who are laughing so hard tears are rolling from their eyes.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!" I yelp as I tug lightly on the ears. "Nope...it's HILARIOUS!!" Z screams with laughter as she pounds her fist on the table. "Sorry about this love...but we couldnt resist!" Red tells me as she pats my hand. "Yeah...you looked so sad there for a moment..so we.." Z tells me while wipeing tears from her eyes.

"You two decided to play a PRANK on me!?" I say tearsely, unfortunately my new 'ears' exclame my anger and shoot straight up in the air makeing my two girlfreinds laugh even harder. "CHANGE ME BACK!" I yowl. "Ok...ok...LAMRON OT TREVER!!" Z chants. My new ears poof away. (Time to play a prank of my own!) I think to myself.

I get up and leave the kitchen without saying a word to either of the still giggleing mages. I sit on the couch and keep silent while they come into the living room. "John?" "Are you still mad?" Red asks me as she touches my shoulder with concern. "It was just a joke johnny...please dont be mad...please?" Z plead's with me.

I ignore them. "Come on John!" "We said we're sorry!" Red starts to sniffle slightly. "Ngngh..." I stifle a laugh. "I'll never do it again!" "I promise!!" Z pleads with me as she tugs my arm gently. the two of them are on the verge of tears worring that I might hate them now.

"Now dont say that Z...I admit...it was pretty funny!" I say with a chuckle as I grab her top hat and put it on my head. "YOU ASSHOLE!!" They both scream as they tackle me to the floor. "You had us so worried..you jerk!" they tell me as they sit on my chest pouting "Turnabout is fair play girls!" I gasp happly as they stick their tongues out at me.

{A little later}

I'm sitting on the couch cuddleing with Red as Z puts on a little impromptu magic show for us. (Haveing a real magician around is definitely going to make my life more...interesting..to say the least) "And for my final trick, I am going to need a little help from the audence!" Z tells us with a giggle.

"Oh oh, Right here!" Red yells as she points to me. (These two are up to something...) I think to myself. "Ok..I'll play along!" I say happly as I walk up to Z and stand next to her. "What do you need me to do babe?" I ask with a smile. "Just stand there cutie!" She tells me as she kisses my cheek.

"SEHTOLC SIH EVOMER!!" Z chants. "Ehh?!" Is all i can say before I find myself naked as a jaybird. "Yay!" Red yells as she claps her hands laughing at the spectical. "Z!!!" I yelp. "Hehehe...you were right Red, he DOES look good naked!" She says to Argent with a lustfull chuckle.