a everyday loser with a hero fetish

his name was Conna he did his best to live his life lived an average life worked 9-4 kept a clean noise just a middle class loser. the only interesting thing in his life was the beauty that lived next to him, her name was Diana Prince and she was a real princess: her beauty was such that she could have jump right out of the pages of any book, her confidence and will was that of a heroine and her mind was as sharp as a tack.

he on the other hand would have to make a deal with the devil to even have a chance. As he sat out the back he looked across the fence to see Diana coming out with some lunch when a click was heard and a pink toy blaster landed on the ground at his feet.