a certain night one year ago ( chapter 0)

Lucy and I were enjoying a newly opened bar, when we started talking about why she kept breaking up with her boyfreinds.

Lucy: ''There I am thinking I'll have trouble walking tomorrow and the guy whips out his five incher like he's proud! At least he had the brains to let me lead else this would be a horror story instead of a horny story!” HA! HA!

Lucy laughed at her latest dumb joke of the night before slamming back her mug of beer

Mark: “Lucy five inches is normal for most humanoid races and large for a drawf.”

Lucy: “But he was on the hung men dating site I hav.... NO! I WILL REPORT HIM THIS IS FOR SIZE QUEENS EVERYWHERE!.”

Lucy yelled this staggering to her feet and reaching for her phone. I grabbed her hands forcing her to sit which she took as a opportunity to lay on top of the table and grab my crotch saying in at a thankfully lower volume.

Lucy: “Come on Mark What's wrong with a girl knowing what she likes. I like a tall man, nice personality, not too weak willed and a big long thick dick and some big balls to fill me up with! Maybe some one who I've known for a while ”

Lucy rubbed my dick through my pants while looking me in the eye making me want to sit down and hide my growing erection. I let go of her hands as I sipped drink before reapting my stance on the state of our relationship.

Mark: “Lucy the main reason that we don't get back together is cause you see me not as myself but as a orc who you've known for long time. Remember junior year, how about prom, or the start of the adventuring academy with the sucubuss milk. You tend to disregard my feelings when you start getting horny and your always horny!”

Lucy looked me in the dead in the eyes her drunken state replaced with anger. She spoke in a soft tone yet harsh and firm.

Lucy: Marcus Z Golan'Talk. I am a full grown dwarven woman who forged her first blade at age of ten and have fully enjoyed the wonders of my body since I was 16! I have one regrets about my life and it is your fault! If you try to use my attempts to seduce you or our history against me again I'll put your name in the Book of Grudges and you will suffer till you beg me to end you!

I was scared but mostly turned on, I had been in the infamous book of grudges before and knew that unless I drew blood It would only last a year. My boner strained against my pants as I stared my long time friend in her pretty face.

Mark: “I can see you still are stubborn how can I make it up to you. Want me to pay to get you drunk?”

I waved for a waitress knowing that getting a dwarf drunk would require that I open a tab. While Lucy put her hands together in front of her in her a classic thinking pose.

Lucy decided to announce my fate once she had ordered some oni made sake

Lucy: “I see our problem as me knowing that you fap to me at least three time a week but wont have sex with me, and you wanting to fuck but not having the balls to think you can outshine your race while piping every hole in a certain lovely lady. Am I wrong?”

Before He could answer some one walked up to their table