Your next door neighbour is too much of a bitch. (Misogyny arc.)

Autor's warning: This story includes misogyny, ****, and age gaps so please be prepared.

You didn't know how or why you were selected, but you knew it was true. Yesterday a man in a suit came to your door with a serious look on his face. He explained that you had been let go of your current job and was given a new one by the state; a Female Body Inspector. Being 35, you had liked your easygoing job at the supermarket. Stocking shelves and helping customers were good enough for you, and you felt happy. You had dismissed the man and gone on with your day like normal; only things weren't like they seemed. Everyone you talked to seemed to know of your new position, and the women seemed nervous and sometimes even scared until you said that you weren't going to inspect them. It took until you went to work the next day to convince you this was real when they informed you of your resignation. You immediately went home and picked up the clipboard, which already had some basic evaluation sheets clamped on.

You are standing outside your neighbor's house. It's the home of Sophie and her mother, Jannet. Sophie is a very sexy 20-year-old girl studying at the local college to become a nurse. You didn't have any interest in her mother, a 43-year-old hag that had long since passed her prime, but she was friendly and had invited you to dinner a couple of times. You had tried to flirt with Sophie, but each time she had become more and more hostile. You thought you had been courteous and given her compliments, but all you were met with was "Creep". Her mother didn't seem to know or care as you were still invited to dinner.

You knocked loudly, holding the clipboard over your chest like a salesman. You had dressed in a nice suit with a tie to look as official as possible, imitating the man who had shown up at your door yesterday. You were nervous as you heard footsteps walk across the apartment; you still weren't sure that this was a prank, but your excitement was keeping you in your place if it were true. It only took a moment for the door to open and for you to meet with the smiling face of Jannet.

"Oh, John. Nice to see you." She said with a warm smile.

"Hello, Miss Parker." You said with a chipper tone, trying to hide your nervousness. "Did you hear about my new job?"

"Oh yeah, Sophie told me earlier today. You are a Female Body Inspector. I'm so happy for you, stepping up in the world." she said, continuing her smile. "Did you want me to get Sophie?"

"Yes, please. It's my first day and, I was thinking that it might be better to do my first inspection on someone that knows me," you said with an awkward smile.

"That's so nice of you. Come in and sit down on the sofa and I'll get her." she said as she motioned you inside.

You walked inside and took a seat on the sofa while Jannet went into another room. You could hear a bit of muted arguing, but Sophie eventually came out wearing an oversized hoodie and a pair of sweat pants. She wasn't expecting to meet people, and she probably had planned to stay home and chill or study. She had a **** smile on her face; she looked uncomfortable and probably didn't want to be here but knew that a smile and a good impression would boost her score. She walked over and sat down in a chair in front of the sofa.

"Um, Jannet, could you go to you room while I conduct the inspection. A woman's inspection is a very private matter." You said to Jannet, trying to sound apologetic.

"Yes of course." She said as she hurried away. "You can do it sweety." She interjected before you heard a door close.

Now alone, you turned back to Sophie. "Hello, Sophie. How are you?" You asked with a smile. You let your eyes wander over her body. You could tell she was uncomfortable but kept up her pleasant composure. She wanted this to be over as quickly as possible but didn't want to risk getting a lower score.

"I-I'm good, was just doing some homework before. Weren't really prepared to be inspected so soon." She said, trying to keep her pleasant tone present. However, you picked up on her being uncomfortable and the irritation in her voice.

"I'm sorry for the short notice, I missed my quota yesterday and have to be a bit more speedy." This wasn't entirely true; you needed to fill the quota, you didn't have any sort of deadline. "Should we get along with the inspection?"

You could see Sophie's nervousness and anxiety spike as you said that; it brought a slight smile to your face. She straightened her clothes a little and gave you a small nod.