Your girlfriend

"Three!"

Both of you throw your hands down and the result isn't what you wanted. You had thrown down rock like you always seem to, and your girlfriend knowing you would do this, countered with paper. "Ha, paper beats rock. Looks like I get to transform you today, John," she said with a devious smile. A little taken by your girlfriend's excitement and reaction you ask: "You're not going to transform me into anything bad, are you Jane?"

"Hehe, you just wait and see.....don't worry though, I am pretty sure you won't mind the transformation. Besides, I wouldn't do anything really bad since it could be me transforming when I change you back." your girlfriend reassured.

"I see" you begin again, "So who am I going to be today?"

Your girlfriend starts grinning wide and says, "For today, you're going to be..."