You wake up in your room (Alternate Realities)

You find yourself back in your room. As if waking up for the first time in hours, you feel your body is sluggish, even more than it usually does you slob. Or at least, you thought you were. You look down on your body expecting the usual flab covering your body but what greeted you was an amazing sight of a well toned, healthy body and unblemished soft skin. You touch your own face and realized with your own pea sized brain that... you've slimmed down.

You stood up with ease compared to your usual humpty dumpty fell off the bed routine and easily took only a few steps to see yourself in the mirror. Damn your handsome, you thought to yourself. Well, it's still the same face, but who knew losing a substantial amount of fat and adding effort to work out could change you so much. Eh, doesn't matter anymore. It seems this Blowjob Universe gives you one hell of a body without having to go through the grueling task of... dieting and... exercise... brr... your skin crawls at the mere thought of such healthy activities.

You open the door of your room and...