You take Janine in the back for inspection

"So, what are you having?", Janine asks you. You realize you have been staring at her breasts for quite some time now and ignoring the menu. You look around and you realize the last few patrons in the diner are about to leave.

"Actually, I'm having you for an inspection", you hear yourself say. "How about you close the place for half an hour or so?"
"Fine, let's do it", Janine sighs. She finds a "closed for inventory" sign from somewhere, puts it on the door and locks it.
"Is there somewhere a bit more private?", you ask her.
"Sure, let's go to the break room in the back.

You follow Janine to the back of the restaurant into a minimally furnished break room. There is a table and a couple of chairs, a sink, a refrigerator and some food packaging materials lying about in the corner.

You sit at the table with Janine, lay your clipboard on the table and snap your pen. "Okay Janine, what's your surname?"

"It's Ridley, R-I-D-L-E-Y."

"Janine Ridley, age 18 if I'm not mistaken", you say as you scribble down the answer as she nods her head.

"Okay Janine, we're going to start the inspection from your breasts. So I need you to unbutton your shirt and take off your bra", you tell her.

Janine nods and starts to unbutton her blue button-up shirt. She reveals a matching blue lace bra, undoes the hooks and pulls out her breasts. You expect them to sag down, but they stay perkily up, and you see two beautiful nipples on pale areolas staring at you in the eye. In simple terms, everything about her breasts is perfect.

"Holy shite", you exclaim in awe.
"Sorry?", Janine says.
"SIZE... what's your bra size, I need it for the records", you fumble, trying to regain an air of professionalism.
"It's... 36K"
"Thirty-six... kay... right...", you mutter as you write down this information in the "Additional information" field. "In that case, the protocol says we need to add one proficiency test to the inspection program", you say and write the words "Tittyfucking proficiency" on one of the blank lines on the form.

"But first, let's try some oral", you tell her and drop your pants. You sit on the table in front of Janine. You study her face. She may look like a dog, but at least she has one redeeming feature in her ugly face: a pair of perfect cock sucking lips. Maybe you're in for another surprise.

Janine takes the hint and slides her lips around your cock. She is indeed a very good cock sucker and you are somewhat glad her ugly face turns you off enough that you don't lose it right away. She's the kind of girl you fuck with a paper bag on her head, you think. Well, why the hell not, you think as you are reminded you are in a take-away restaurant with paper bags readily available. "That's enough", you tell Janine and she pulls away from your cock. "Go get one of those take away bags. It's required for the next proficiency test."

"Whatever helps you with your job, Inspector", Janine says as she goes to the corner to get a brown paper bag. Meanwhile, you fill out your form with: "Attractiveness: 3/10, Breasts: 10/10, Mouth: 7/10 - Oral Proficiency 9/10".

When Janine returns with the bag, you pull it over her head, then tell her "Now, show me how you pleasure a man with your breasts!"

She wraps her massive natural breasts around your cock and presses them together. She starts with slow, milking motions. Your cock disappears completely between her boobs, only peeking out slightly at the end of her thrusts. She spits on her cleavage for lubrication. You are in heaven. You have never had sex with anyone who has big enough boobs for a proper tittyfuck. You are certain you would have lost it many times, if it wasn't only an hour ago that you exploded in Amanda's hand in the changing booth. That and Janine seems to be an expert reading your body language, although she can't see your face from the paper bag. She expertly slows down when you are nearing the edge and speeds up again to give you an amazing five minute long stop-and-go tittyfuck. Finally Janine reaches into her cleavage from below and wraps her fingers around your shaft. She tugs your shaft and rubs it against her boob flesh in a combination of a titty fuck and a handjob. This is too much for you and your cock starts shooting ropes of cum into Janine's cleavage.

Janine raises the edge of the bag slightly and asks nervously "Did I do OK?"

"You did more than OK, Janine", you tell her and pick up your clipboard. "In fact, you did so well I'm going to give you a free pass on the rest of the categories", you say and jot down "Titty fucking proficiency: 10/10, Handjob proficiency: 10/10" and a row of eights in the categories of vagina, ass and vocalization.

"You may have gained a new loyal customer", you say as you exit from the break room.