You should become a librarian

You crack open Twilight, skipping right to the good parts near the end. All that foreshadowing and stuff is too confusing anyways, right? The action, and romance, and excitement near the end is what you want to read about. They do call that part of the book the climax, right? You skip breakfast and lunch without a second though, and keep reading until dinner. Jeez, you really should have some food! The powers out, and you no longer trust anything in your fridge. Maybe something in the pantry? You reach up to grab something, but find that you can't reach. You've definitely gotten shorter! This isn't some posture issue, you are closer to the ground, no doubt about it. You give up reaching for it, instead settling on some cereal that's already out. You eat it right out of the box for a bit, until you realize you coulda used a chair! Why didn't you think of that sooner? It's so like, obvious that you shoulda done it! It's not like you're hungry anymore though, that little bit of cereal was plenty enough for you.

It's probably time for you to get ready for bed. You look in the mirror and remember that you were wearing women's clothes all day! You were so comfy you forgot all about it. Is your hair getting lighter? It's normally black. Hm, and maybe you should put on some make up tomorrow? If you're already dressing like a girl and all...